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« on: August 18, 2006, 10:17:40 AM » |
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The other day, I picked up the first issue of the new series of The Martian Manhunter; I'd heard they were doing one, but I'd sort of forgotten about it, but I was pleased because I always liked the character. Then I sort of forgot I had it, and I discovered it in my bag yesterday and read it on the bus. Then I got home and had dinner and kicked back for a bit, and then I went to bed, and realised I couldn't remember what happened in the issue, so I read it again. Okay, J'onn tracks down an escaped Martian named Roh Kar (homage to 1950s Batman, okay, got it), who has been held prisoner by some dirty tricks agency. He's also got a stupid new costume that makes him look like Halle Berry in the X-Men. Except green. Right, so much for the story. It's okay, not great. The artwork's okay too, nothing special.
So I tried to remember what it is I like about the Martian Manhunter, and I realised I couldn't come up with anything. I still like him, but I don't know why. There's a strange kind of blandness about the character that seems to suck all the energy out of you. You're not crazy about him or anything, but you think he's okay. He's got lots of powers, none of which is original, his weakness (fire) is silly, his costume is, I don't know, on him. Apart from Darwyn Cooke's excellent treatment of him in The New Frontier, I couldn't think of a single Martian Manhunter story that stuck in my mind. DC have tried again and again to revamp him, but the stories are always a bit insipid and and the art is always dull. Even the Martian culture he comes from seems austere and uninspired: despite the fact that there are several dramatic elements in it, conflicts between Martian races and all that, it just comes across as a bit boring. It's not the fault of the writers or artists, it's just something about him.
Even his personality is boring. He's got this dramatic cognomen, Martian Manhunter, that doesn't suit him at all. He never seems to do much manhunting, for a start. In fact, that would be pretty much at odds with his beliefs: he's a bit of a peacenik, which is fine by me, but doesn't make for great manhunting. He's not got much in the way of imagination, which is a pity when you consider the fact that he can change into any shape. (In an unbelievably stupid subplot in one of the miniseries they made of him, his conventional appearance is just a disguise he's adopted so people won't be afraid of him. He's made his head less pointy. If he was that worried about public perception, why stop there?)
Even his real name is dull. J'onn J'onnz. That's his name, so in his assumed guise as an earthman, he calls himself John Jones.
It's as if everything about the fellow conspires to make him awe-inspiringly dull. His origins are mired in exciting stuff like Cold War hysteria and McCarthyist paranoia, science fiction and crime drama, the colourful world of the superhero. Mix it all up, and what do you get? Him. It's as if you took pineapples, cayenne pepper and wild boar, mixed them all up, and ended up with porridge. Maybe that's his problem: he's cobbled together from too many parts. He's got too many origins, too many powers, too much of everything. Perhaps it all just cancels itself out.
And despite all this, I still like the character. I don't know anyone who doesn't. Perhaps there is a tendency among comics fans to forgive too much, to feel affection even for the eternal second banana. Perhaps one likes him because, hey, I could come up with a character like that too; maybe I could have a career in comics after all! His very mediocrity affirms our ambitions. Which comics fan never dreamt of working in the business? As long as we keep the Martian Manhunter going, we'll at least have him to practise our hack talents on, à défaut d’autre chose. He's the puppet whose strings are far too plain. We wouldn't have him any other way.
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