Unsettling SA Superman tales

[Gangbuster]

Somewhere in cyberspace, I came across the two final panels of a story in which Superman prattles on insanely about why cousins can't marry; is that from "The Maid of Might"?

No, that is from a completely different comic!
Supergirl tries to find Superman a perfect wife and keeps failing, ultimately Superman proclaims that in truth only Supergirl could make a perfect wife for him, but he doesn't want to break human laws or something.

Super-Kink - another one of Superman's powers!   

I believe that might be this story: https://www.supermanthroughtheages.com/wiki/index.php/Luma_Lynai

[Super Monkey]

I believe that might be this story: https://www.supermanthroughtheages.com/wiki/index.php/Luma_Lynai

That would be the one.

There are tons of Super Kink stories.

Comet the Superhorse was one of Supergirl's boyfriends (in human form), but it does bring those images of Supergirl riding Superhorse in a different light, I mean she can fly faster than light, so why is she riding him...

 

[Daughter of Krypton]

Sometimes a horse is just a horse.

[Super Monkey]

Sometimes a horse is just a horse.

sometimes...

http://www.centaursite.com/comics/oldcomet/romanceb01.jpg

... it's not

[Aldous]

Sometimes a horse is just a horse.

Maybe we should be discussing ducks instead of horses. That guy was a quack.