Given his limitations, I'm tempted to say he couldn't adopt another identity because he couldn't come up with a better name than "John Jones".
Nothing says I'M NOT AN ALIEN! than a perfectly ordinary earthling name like "John Jones." What, was Hugh Mann taken?
I bet the reason that John Jones has so many problems is because he has a million I'M NOT AN ALIEN! moments.
CO-WORKER: Wow, that new composer is pretty great, huh?
JOHN JONES: Indeed. Almost as extraordinary as your Mozart.
CO-WORKER: Uh, 'your' Mozart? He belongs the world.
JOHN JONES: I'M NOT AN ALIEN![/list]