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Title: Superman: Inbred? Post by: Anonymous on January 12, 2006, 03:18:46 PM The son of Jimmy Olsen & Lucy Lane-Olsen married to the daughter of Clark & Lois Kent?! But Lois & Lucy are sisters, that means...........YUCK! (http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y164/Connell1967/1027_4_056.jpg)
Title: Re: Superman: Inbred? Post by: Avilos on January 12, 2006, 07:23:19 PM I guess Wertham was right. :wink:
Title: Re: Superman: Inbred? Post by: MatterEaterLad on January 12, 2006, 07:40:56 PM I suppose I can only hope that the polyester of Jimmy and Lucy's son futuristic leisure suit might give him a low sperm count... 8)
Title: Re: Superman: Inbred? Post by: Great Rao on January 12, 2006, 09:35:16 PM So wait, doesn't that mean that Kara and Kal can get married now?
:s: Title: Re: Superman: Inbred? Post by: Gangbuster on January 12, 2006, 09:50:37 PM No way, cause there's that ancient Kryptonian incest ban that Kal pulled out of his arse that one time :) This couldn't have overridden that obscure, never-before-mentioned law....could it?
Title: Re: Superman: Inbred? Post by: JulianPerez on January 13, 2006, 04:07:31 AM Man, I love Imaginary Stories. Was this the FIRST Imaginary Story in SUPERMAN'S PAL JIMMY OLSEN, in point of fact? There were several in BATMAN, including one where Robin and Bat-Girl were married, and one in WORLD'S FINEST where Superman and Batman were deadly enemies - although as that refers to a change in history instead of "possible" future events, it may not technically qualify for IMAGINARY STORY status.
Also: I never liked how much they tended to emphasize that the Silver Age Superwoman looked exactly like a grown-up version of Supergirl. I mean, WHY would Otto Binder DO that? Really? Title: Re: Superman: Inbred? Post by: nightwing on January 13, 2006, 08:46:05 AM Jimmy Jr is going to more disappointed than even Superman guesses. In order for Lola to remain "Supermaid", their marriage can never be consummated. :cry:
Title: Re: Superman: Inbred? Post by: Genis Vell on January 13, 2006, 09:14:58 AM Has anyone read the story? Maybe the solution is inside.
Title: Re: Superman: Inbred? Post by: NotSuper on January 25, 2006, 03:19:13 PM This is why the legend of Kryp and Tonn doesn't fly. Things start to get icky. :)
Title: Re: Superman: Inbred? Post by: MatterEaterLad on January 25, 2006, 07:03:37 PM I keep telling people to think of Kryp and Tonn like a Romulus and Remus type myth... 8)
Title: Re: Superman: Inbred? Post by: NotSuper on January 25, 2006, 07:36:37 PM Quote from: "MatterEaterLad" I keep telling people to think of Kryp and Tonn like a Romulus and Remus type myth... 8) Yeah, it does work better that way. Smart thinking. |